NEVER COME
DOWN
CANNABIS FOR THE COSMIC EXPLORER
Space Cadet Company, often shortened to Space Cadet or simply as “The Company” is a large American multigenerational conglomerate founded in 2078. The Company started primarily as a technology supplier, manufacturing synthetics, starships and computers for a wide range of industrial and commercial clients, making them a household name.
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NEW PRODUCTS HAVE ARRIVED
[DATE] UMKNOWN
[TYPE] LIVE RESIN INFUSED PREROLL
[SIZE] 1 & 2 packs - 0.7g (0.5g flower & 0.2g oil)
[COMING SOON] SOLAR FLARE
[DATE] UMKNOWN
[TYPE] Distillate Infused Preroll
[SIZE] 1 & 2 packs - 0.7g (0.5g flower & 0.2g oil)
[COMING SOON] SOLAR FLARE
[DATE] UMKNOWN
[TYPE] Solventless Infused Preroll
[SIZE] 1 & 2 packs - 0.7g (0.5g flower & 0.2g oil)
[COMING SOON] SOLAR FLARE
[DATE] UMKNOWN
[TYPE] THC-A Infused Preroll
[SIZE] 1 & 2 packs - 0.7g (0.5g flower & 0.2g oil)
[COMING SOON] SOLAR FLARE
[DATE] 2134.06.17
[TYPE] DISTILLATE VAPE CART: PEACHY PLUTO
[SIZE] .05G & 1.0G
[COMING SOON] DISTILLATE VAPE CART
[DATE] 2134.06.17
[TYPE] DISTILLATE VAPE CART: METEOR MELON
[SIZE] .05G & 1.0G
[COMING SOON] DISTILLATE VAPE CART
[DATE] 2134.06.17
[TYPE] DISTILLATE VAPE CART: MILKY WAY
[SIZE] .05G & 1.0G
[COMING SOON] DISTILLATE VAPE CART
[DATE] 2134.06.17
[TYPE] DISTILLATE VAPE CART: GALACTIC GRAPE
[SIZE] .05G & 1.0G
[COMING SOON] DISTILLATE VAPE CART
[DATE] 2134.06.17
[TYPE] DISTILLATE VAPE CART: TROPICAL ZODIAC
[SIZE] .05G & 1.0G
[COMING SOON] DISTILLATE VAPE CART
MOON DUST HAS LANDED
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Initiating Crew Introduction Sequence
The Space Cadet crew has successfully assembled, ready to guide you through the uncharted territories of intergalactic relaxation. Each member of this elite team has been handpicked for their expertise in cosmic exploration, ensuring every journey you embark on is smooth, stellar, and filled with otherworldly vibes. Whether navigating distant nebulae or simply unwinding on Planet Earth, the crew is fully equipped to elevate your experience to new dimensions.
THE CAPTAIN: JAMES RAYNOR
[Enlisted in Space Cadet on Star Date] 2101.10.03
[Turned Cadet on Star Date] 2104.11.10
Captain James Raynor, is a celebrated Space Cadet Officer, diplomat, humanitarian, and botanist, continuing excellent service throughout the 21st century. The highlights of his career were centered around assignments as commanding officer of the Interstellar Ship, the Stargazer. In this role, James not only witnessed major turning points of recent galactic history, but played a key role in them also.
THE PILOT: SARAH KERRIGAN
[Enlisted in Space Cadet on Star Date] 2108.01.03
[ASSIGNED TO SHIP STARGAZER] 2121.09.14
Known for her first Intergalactic craft landing while high on Flower, Sarah Karrigan is a highly decorated Pilot, Arborist, and cat lover. Her orange tabby, Jonesy, can be often found by her side either floating in zero gravity, or sunbathing on the circumtriple planet Artanis. Sarah, married to the Stargazer’s lead Botanist Dutch Ripley, is a 19th century race car enthusiast and often experiments with stunt flying on the Stargazer’s shuttle crafts.
THE ROBOT: NOVA
[FIRST BECAME SENTIENT ON STAR DATE] 2101.09.14
Stargazer’s Artificial Intelligent robotic steward Nova, prefers to be referred to as an Artificial Person. Nova controls and monitors each of the hydroponics research labs, ensuring that every variety of Cannabaceae, more commonly known as Flower, receives the identical atmospheric conditions found in its home planet.
CALLING ALL CADETS
ATTENTION ALL CADETS!
THE SPACE CADET CO IS LOOKING
FOR ADDITIONAL SUPPORT IN OUR
UPCOMING MISSION. WILL YOU JOIN
AND ANSWER THE CALL?
